Mark can see his dad’s struggling — juggling two kids, a busy vet clinic, and a house that’s falling apart since Mum left. So Mark comes up with a plan: find him a girlfriend. But things spiral fast when the search brings Divine, a glamorous woman with a nasty agenda, and her creepy sidekick Jaundice into their lives. They’re not just odd — they’re animal smugglers looking for a vet to cover their tracks. With Dad under Divine’s spell and the kids kidnapped, it’s up to Mark, a crafty chimp named Arnold Teabag, and a daring escape plan to save the day.